The burial service

Lay it to rest

Fill out the certificate honestly. The dead deserve accurate metrics.

Certificate of SaaS Death

State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software

I. The DeceasedII. Vital StatisticsIII. Final Words

Name of the deceased *What it did · one line *Last known address · optional, presumably 404

Date of birth *Date of death *

Burials are public, permanent, and free of charge.