The burial service
Lay it to rest
Six questions, most of them one line. In return: a memorial page, a stone with its own share card, and a permanent plot in the grounds.
Certificate of SaaS Death
State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software
I. The DeceasedII. Vital StatisticsIII. Final Words
The year is enough. Nobody remembers the day.
Burials are public, permanent, and free of charge.