Memorial grounds · Perpetual care · Est. 2026
Here lie the products of ambition
A final resting place for dead SaaS. Bury yours with honor — the MRR, the hours, the lessons. The graveyard forgets nothing and judges no one.
25 souls at rest · $256.2k in lifetime revenue interred · 1,966 founder-hours returned to the earth · 552.7k users left behind
25 plots occupied
Pomodoro Pomodoro
2025 – 2026
Ass from the start
Cloakly
2024 – 2026
Built with care. Wanted by no one.
Keyword Raja
2021 – 2022
Built with care. Wanted by no one.
TradePro
2026
The founder ran out before the money did.
Health-Full
2024
Meh, it was meh with extra effort.
HustleAdvisor
2025 – 2026
Gone, for reasons of its own.
TryOn AI
2025 – 2026
Built with care. Wanted by no one.
RabbitChat
2026
It died the way it lived, burning
Pitchkit
2026
People kept just signing up with new emails for the free credit...
Track Pack
2026
Never went to production as googles terms and services required a $5000 review process
T-Quote
2025 – 2026
Vibe Coded Spaghetti code mess
Bench
2013 – 2024
Thousands of businesses lost their books on a Friday in December.
Olive AI
2012 – 2023
Valued at $4 billion. Sold for parts eleven years in.
IRL
2017 – 2023
20 million users. The board found 19 million were bots.
Fast
2019 – 2022
Raised over $120M. Booked about $600k in its final year.
Quibi
2020
$1.75 billion raised. Six months served. 72,000 paying subscribers.
Atrium
2017 – 2020
$75.5M to make lawyers efficient. They were efficient enough.
Klout
2008 – 2018
It scored everyone out of 100, then quietly lost its own.
Parse
2011 – 2017
Powered 500,000 apps. Every one of them got a year's notice.
Mailbox
2013 – 2016
Taught the world to swipe an email. Retired for its trouble.
Rdio
2010 – 2015
Loved by critics. Outspent by everyone with a bigger balance sheet.
Zirtual
2011 – 2015
$1M a month in revenue. 400 staff fired by email at 1:34am.
Editorially
2013 – 2014
Adored by writers. Adored by too few of them.
Everpix
2011 – 2013
Beloved by 7,000 subscribers. Not enough to cover the bill.
Google Reader
2005 – 2013
A loyal following turned out not to be a growing one.