Cloakly
2024 – 2026
Built with care. Wanted by no one.
Certificate of Death
State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software
- The departed
- Cloakly
- Known for
- Simple App Hider
- Born
- December 2024
- Died
- September 2026
- Survived
- about 21 months
- Cause of death
- Nobody wanted it
- Peak MRR
- Undisclosed
- Lifetime revenue
- Undisclosed
- Capital burned
- Undisclosed
- Founder-hours lost
- Uncounted
- Survived by
- None recorded
- Laid to rest by
- An anonymous founder
- Interred
- September 1, 2026
- Last known address
- getcloakly.com (presumed 404)
The last photograph
Eulogy
who knows