⚱ Interred from the public record — assembled by the caretaker from published reporting, not written by the people who built it.

IRL

2017 – 2023

20 million users. The board found 19 million were bots.

95% of its users were botsSurvived about 7 years

Certificate of Death

State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software

The departed
IRL
Known for
A social calendar app for actually meeting up in person
Born
2017
Died
June 26, 2023
Survived
about 7 years
Cause of death
95% of its users were bots
Peak MRR
Undisclosed
Lifetime revenue
Undisclosed
Capital burned
$170M
Founder-hours lost
Uncounted
Survived by
None recorded
Laid to rest by
The caretaker, from public record
Interred
July 30, 2026

Eulogy

IRL was founded in 2017 to get people off their feeds and into each other's company, and reached unicorn status in June 2021 on a $170 million round led by SoftBank. In June 2023 an investigation by its own board concluded that 95% of its reported 20 million monthly active users were automated or bots. The app shut down days later. In July 2024 the SEC charged founder Abraham Shafi with fraud, alleging he misled investors about user growth and spending; the allegations concern him, not the people who worked there.

Lessons for the living

Vanity metrics are sometimes a mistake and sometimes a crime. Whoever is writing the cheques eventually checks which.

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