Pitchkit
2026
People kept just signing up with new emails for the free credit...
Certificate of Death
State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software
- The departed
- Pitchkit
- Known for
- Turns any website URL or Google Maps listing into a polished redesign you can send as a link.
- Born
- April 28, 2026
- Died
- June 17, 2026
- Survived
- 50 days
- Cause of death
- Nobody wanted it
- Peak MRR
- $0/mo
- Lifetime revenue
- $3
- Capital burned
- $500
- Founder-hours lost
- 200 hrs
- Survived by
- 75 users
- Laid to rest by
- Stevie_G
- Interred
- July 28, 2026
- Last known address
- pitchkit.dev/ (presumed 404)
The last photograph
Eulogy
Life time revenue for $3. $500+ burned in Claude API tokens for free users.
Lessons for the living
Rate limit signups from Ip's, or don't offer a free credit at all...