Pomodoro Pomodoro
2025 – 2026
Ass from the start
Certificate of Death
State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software
- The departed
- Pomodoro Pomodoro
- Known for
- AI powered pomodoro timer
- Born
- January 2025
- Died
- March 2026
- Survived
- about 14 months
- Cause of death
- Co-founder ghosted
- Peak MRR
- $13/mo
- Lifetime revenue
- $14
- Capital burned
- $3,200
- Founder-hours lost
- 156 hrs
- Survived by
- 23 users
- Laid to rest by
- Yadoro Tatsu
- Interred
- September 4, 2026
Eulogy
Straight ass, no one asked for this shit
Lessons for the living
No one wanted this shit