RabbitChat
2026
It died the way it lived, burning
Certificate of Death
State of Perpetual Beta · Dept. of Discontinued Software
- The departed
- RabbitChat
- Known for
- A chat bot that replies with photos of rabbits
- Born
- March 2026
- Died
- March 2026
- Survived
- about a month
- Cause of death
- Founder burnout
- Peak MRR
- Undisclosed
- Lifetime revenue
- Undisclosed
- Capital burned
- $3,254
- Founder-hours lost
- 480 hrs
- Survived by
- 1 users
- Laid to rest by
- RabbitHugger3
- Interred
- July 30, 2026
Eulogy
A good idea that burned me out